#I can't speak english very well

[kayeonandherbunny]

ozzie and fizz adopt a abused human child. and daddy fizz is super star of the hell.

chapter 2

This place is very different from where I used to live. But there are also similarities. For example, the behavior of children. They always stare at me. And they talk about me among themselves, as if I don't understand.

But it's a lot different here from where I used to live. To be honest, I want to stare at demon kids too. So when they look at me, I look at them too. It's rude to stare at people, but they started first, so maybe it's okay. I like their faces has feathers, fur, scales.

Fizz doesn't seem to care about anyone's eyes.

it's always get the look people when with Fizz in outside. I think the rule "It's rude to stare at people" is only exception for Fizz. Everyone looks at him, secretly takes pictures and screams. Everyone on the streets.

Fizz doesn't care about people at all. It's like walking by a street trees. And when people talk to him, he answer them very calmly.

"I'm a big fan of you, fizz! I'm looking forward to this year's clown contest!"

"Haha, thank you! Please come and see our rehearsal soon!"

"is it true that you are in a relationship with the King of lust?"

"king of ozz is a hypocrite. and you too, fizz."

he doesn't answer every question, because we can't here all night long. Fizz just keep walking. Wear the pretty clothes Ozzy picked him out, hold my left hand with his right hand, he raise his head proudly.

"so, lust king buy you that weird-looking pet? How much does that animal's cost?"

Then he stopped and flicked his finger.

The guy who told us that was smiling singly. Until he was taken away by two Hellhound. Fizz doesn't like to have his bodyguards around. He always tells Ozzy he can go out on his own. But he never said that when he was out with me.

"Are you okay?"

Fizz asked me that and looked into my face. He's been smiling and keeping his head straight up since we went out, and now he looks sad for the first time. fizz been through pain more than pointing the finger from people, and he always acted like it wasn't a big deal.

I nodded.

I'm totally fine, because that guy face was really funny. He was taken away so quickly that I didn't see much of his face. But when Fizz asked me need to hug, I didn't miss the opportunity and gladly gave him one. It's always nice to have someone give a hug. Even more so to your loved ones.

"Don't believe that guy said. he purposely made up a mean word to get our attention."

I've heard many times that I have to be careful because there are a lot of bad people living here. I can't go out alone, I can't follow strangers, I can't listen to what they're saying. Fizz and Ozzy says that several times, but I already know all these facts. because It was the same in my old place.

"You are my beautiful precious baby. you know that, right?"

only one diffrent thing.

when I lived my old place, There was never anyone there to be on my side.

I nodded again. Fizz seemed concerned about me, but I was really fine, and I felt really good, to be honest with you. I didn't care about people's eyes anymore. I was hugging Fizz by his neck and listening to sound of bell from his hat.

[ilianitta]

what. the. fuck. didn't you say you want buck's bi story to be free of the stereotypes about bi people???

from this article

[quatregats]

So many people try so hard to use the "from [country] so speaks [language]" with India to politely try to figure out what language your family speaks and it's like you have to understand that trying to figure out what languages someone from India speaks is like that Tom Scott video on timezones, except half the time the answer just returns "English"

[royalarchivist]

Cellbit talked about his opinion of QSMP a few days ago!

Cellbit: [QSMP] is a really cool environment. It's really cool! All the creators have this care and dedication, and [the admins] ask if everything is fine and if there's something they can do to make me happier as a member of this project. It's gratifying.

And from one creator to another: Quackity's nailing it! He's very young, but he's very mature for his age.

[szappan]

im also increasingly sure that im autistic but we'll never ever confirm that </3

[large-penises-sporting-goods]

When the customer at work, with a limited knowledge of English, keeps repeating the same phrase of words that don't go together and every time I try to rephrase it in a way that means something, and I am wrong, he annoyedly says "you don't understand me"

Fuck dude, I sure don't

[hickeygender]

you ever write up a combination of words you're really proud of at the time bc you think it's vivid but it's actually so atrocious that you remember it eight years later bc it's burned itself into your long-term memory? just me?

[joethehoeee]

I said i maybe would do Barbara...

So i did-

Here she is <3

I needed to change her hair like 3 times because her head looked too big but now she is fine... i hope-

Also a few explanations:

• She ofc is part of the healing coven and a future Doctor in training. I did a student outfit and a Doctor outfit as well because of thought it would be cool to have both.

• She got a Snake palisman with wings since the snake is also a symbol of healing (The Rod of Asclepius). My other Idea was either a fox because she is very sly and looked like her or a bird because why not-

• She is one of the top Students and her and Walter befriend each other as she needed help for a history test and ofc she liked him. In this au she knows that he is a changeling and it's more about to make him more comfortable in his troll form because he has *insecuritys*.

• She also loves being with the magic Creatures and helps them if they arw injured. She made her palisman herself and ot took her almost a month to figure out what she should make as her palisman.

(If the quality is bad then i am sorry, i made it on procreate and i don’t know how to really get on my phone sooo... I am sorry- XD)

(I know that the healing coven is actually darker but i made the uniform a bit differentfrom the show so that it fits with walts change-)

[ia-gnom]

I still haven't enough skill for good edits(??)

[byfulcrums]

i will never forget the moment someone (online) told me i was "too formal". horrible. disgusting. terrifying

[medicinemane]

Can I just for a minute complain as someone dyslexic about how when I was young everyone would always be like "well look up the spelling in the dictionary"?

Just now, I go to type a word and I spell it something like "erevicobly", which is obviously wrong, but... no idea

Well, I throw it in the search engine* and find out it's irrevocably (didn't spell it right there either, but got it close enough spellcheck could fix it)

Now you might notice something here, which is if I'd looked it up in the dictionary, I wouldn't have found it, no matter how long and hard I searched, because I'd be looking under "er" not "ir"

So do you see why that advice made me mad as hell as a kid, and I stand by my feelings today?

*literally one of the few ways search engines are a blessing is being a really great way to find spellings

[kayeonandherbunny]

ozzie and fizz is adopt a abused human child. they are daddies of the little girl.

There are no monsters under the bed. If there is, it won't be dangerous.

Because all the things who hide under the bed are small, weak, and scared. They are rats, cockroaches, and silverfish. They know they can't survive from world. So they hide under the bed. big, strong, and scary person is can't com in under the bed. so they can't capture them.

Just like me now.

Fizz said I can visit their bedroom. even middle of the night. Ozzie want me to knock the door before entering thir room . but he said it is okay when I scared just come in. I love when they teach me something. They Speak softly, kindly, and make everything understandable. like everything will be okay. Sometimes I really believe that.

well, until I wake up in the middle of the night and get scared.

What you imagine and what you experience are completely different. I still remember what they said, but it's not easy to believe them now, even though I know they're true. The fear is so close. my stomach is full of fears. so I can't think others.

I really wish I could go to their bedroom and ask for help as he says. If I had the courage to do that. But really I wouldn't even dare go to the door. Instead, I act like I always do. Put the fluffy fizzy doll in my seat, and put a blanket over his head. I try not to make any noise as I crawl under the bed.

I know I'm thinking crazy. I speak to myself. There's going to be a dark living room, a hallway, Fiz and Oz's bedrooms waiting me, and there's nothing in my way. But no matter how much I convince and convince myself, I think again "what if."

But, what if.

What if I open the door and 'he' standing there? I know. it is impossible. I can probably give hundred reasons to why it doesn't possible. in another time. (I can't think of one at the moment). But 'what if' is doesn't need a reason. 'what if' is just make me scared. How scary it would be if it happened, how hurt, how much I would regret it. so many things for make me scared. When I tries to get better, 'what if' is drag me back with a new scared.

It gets stronger and stronger. The more I listen to the outside sound from under my bed, the more I feel like my nightmare is real.

when the morning sun visible from under the bed, I realy think I'm in my nightmare.

Even when I hear the voice of The person I love.

"Baby? Can I come in?"

I'm most scared when I hear a knock. And when the door opens.

"It's time to wake up, princess! The morning sun came up! Do you remember what we were going to do today? ozzy is-"

That's not my dad's voice. but I'm still waiting with bated breath. I want someone to come and confirm that was just dream. I can't believe myself.

Fizz has never been tricked by a doll. Ozz was tricked once. He lifted my blanket and screamed. 'WHERE IS MY BABY?!?' It wasn't funny then, but now that I think about it, it was a bit funny.

But Fizz is not. He gets quiet as soon as he walks up to my bed.

"Hey."

It becomes a very quiet, soft voice that seems to be afraid of waking me up.

Small and weak ones hide under the bed. Big and strong ones can't come in because under the bed is narrow. Fizz doesn't come in under the bed. But his arms come in under the bed. His arms are like earthworms. They are elongated, silent, and not hurt me.

when I touch his finger, he gently hold my hand. I like the sound when he stretched his arms. It sound very soft. I like thier cold, smooth texture, and the feeling when it wraps itself around me. But when I'm in his arms, I feel completely different. I feel he is alive.

Fizz doesn't ask anything. Just give me a hug. I always feel something weird when I'm in a hug. I feel like I'm filling my chest with something soft. I usually didn't even know it was empty.

That's when I love it so much that I feel like I can stay like this for the rest of my life. Me and fizz, his hug. sound of his heart. But I start to feel more and more different things, too. The sweet smell coming through the door, the sound of the dog's claws scratching the floor, and the humming of Ozzy.

I don't say anything. Fizz don't say anyting too. but he knows when I'm going to be okay. he Standing up with hugging me and whisper to me.

" what do you want for breakfast?"

When I hear that, I realize the delicious smell that came through the door. make me want to eat. make I know I was hungry.

I swallow my bitter saliva to wet my dry mouth.

"Pancake."

and I answered.

I love it when someone hugs me. But it also makes me nervous. I mean, All good things gotta end. Like have to get off a swing.

The swing doesn't talk, but people do. 'don't be like a baby' or 'you are really annoyng' it makes me feel bad when I hear that. I know I make them annoyng. but I still hope they hug me more. That's why I am a bad girl.

Fizz never said like that. He just keeps walking with hugging me. Five puppies ran over. Stand on their hind legs, put their forepaws on Fizz's legs and wag their tails. we have a nine puppys. At first I thought it was a lot. But not now. It doesn't feel like a lot. I Just think they're our puppys.

Ozzie was wearing a red gown and humming a song with pancakes on a plate. The four puppies of them whine and scratch Ozzie's legs, but he don't even give a glance. They look so pitiful when they ask for food. I feel bad when I don't give them food. because they are so pitiful.

Ozzie's three faces smiled equally wide.

"Finally you're here, my loves! My baby froggy, did you kept sleeping even when your daddy froggy was making a fuss? That's amazing."

But his laugh doesn't last long. The bull-like face stared at me, the goat-like face sighed with its eyes down. And in the middle. Ozzie's face is sad. he Put down the pan, turn off the gas stove and come to us.

"Oh, sweety, you should have wake us up..."

His voice is much looser, softer. It's so soft and so sad that it makes my heart tick.

"Are you okay? Do you want some water?"

I've only seen on tv people grieve for someone other than themselves. When I actually experience it, my heart is tickling and I feel uncomfortable. It's like I am the nicest and most precious person in the world. and I know I'm not. I don't even know how to respond him.

Instead of answering, I embraced Fizz's neck. Fizz patted me on the back. I felt so bad for not being able to answer, but Ozzy laughed again instead of getting angry. It's not like the previous one. It's a little quieter, it looks sad.

"Do you want to watch me make pancakes?"

I nodded slightly.

Ozzie poured new dough into the pan and blew it up in the air. Pancakes were flying in the air like a bird and sitting on top of the pan. It's amazing no matter how many times I see it. Fizz was once tried to do that. and fizz's Pancakes is stuck in ceiling and we couldn't take them off for days.

"can I help your cooking, Ozzie?"

"No. never. We've just finished repair our kitchen."

I love being in someone's arms. I want to be in someone's arms forever, but I'm nervous about they mad to me and call me brat.

But fizz and ozz is never says that. They just hugging me until I felt okay.

After washing my face, the meal was served on my table. A pink robo-fizzy cup with milk, a pink robot-fizzy plate with a round pancake. It's great to have only the things I like. Usually it's the opposite.

I cut the pancake and put it in my mouth. Ozzie's food tastes like a happy dream.

chapter 2

[blujayonthewing]

crucial to me that you understand that this happens right before laios tries a little raw bite of the giant parasite they all cooked and ate like a fish

[aweisz]

me a couple days ago: oooooh i love this whumptober prompt for the 9th i'll do such an elaborate thing oooooh

me on the 9th: why does drawing involve drawing

[britneyshakespeare]

i love it when i find out that a french-speaking artist i'm a fan of is belgian

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

The worst thing about my brain being an autopilot grammar nazi is that every single time I see people misuse “it’s” and “its” as well as apostrophe placements is that I don’t want to be rude and correct people... but my brain still is like UGH THIS IS THE WORST.

“It’s” and “Its” are more just my brain going weeo weeo on me when that’s a more understandable one bc “its” is literally the exception to a rule (because “it’s” actually means “it is”, so to avoid it being used for two meanings the apostrophe is removed for ownership cases), but when I see apostrophes before an S for plural wording and I know they speak English properly I’m just like. ugh. damn. bruh. please. go back to school.

Less severe cases of incorrect apostrophe use tends to be like, when people are playing Heroes and have duplicates of units and are like “my Ike’s” instead of “my Ikes”, because I think people are trying to... make it more clear that it’s referring to more than one? I think? Maybe? Or they literally just don’t realize it’s incorrect grammar, idk lol. Still can’t get past my weeo weeo autopilot brain though sadly.

LIKE. IT’S NOT ANYONE’S FAULT THAT MY BRAIN IS WEEO WEEO, IT JUST IS.

Which speaking of Heroes, FE in general seems to have its script in every single game ever coded to always use apostrophes for ownership cases even when the word ends in S, so don’t worry folks. IntSys isn’t getting off scot free from my brain either LOL. No amount of “princess’s” is ever gonna fly with my weeo weeo brain.

this has been a psa

mainly a psa of my brain weeo weeos