#I can't speak english very well

[kayeonandherbunny]

ozzie and fizz adopt a abused human child. and daddy fizz is super star of the hell.

chapter 2

This place is very different from where I used to live. But there are also similarities. For example, the behavior of children. They always stare at me. And they talk about me among themselves, as if I don't understand.

But it's a lot different here from where I used to live. To be honest, I want to stare at demon kids too. So when they look at me, I look at them too. It's rude to stare at people, but they started first, so maybe it's okay. I like their faces has feathers, fur, scales.

Fizz doesn't seem to care about anyone's eyes.

it's always get the look people when with Fizz in outside. I think the rule "It's rude to stare at people" is only exception for Fizz. Everyone looks at him, secretly takes pictures and screams. Everyone on the streets.

Fizz doesn't care about people at all. It's like walking by a street trees. And when people talk to him, he answer them very calmly.

"I'm a big fan of you, fizz! I'm looking forward to this year's clown contest!"

"Haha, thank you! Please come and see our rehearsal soon!"

"is it true that you are in a relationship with the King of lust?"

"king of ozz is a hypocrite. and you too, fizz."

he doesn't answer every question, because we can't here all night long. Fizz just keep walking. Wear the pretty clothes Ozzy picked him out, hold my left hand with his right hand, he raise his head proudly.

"so, lust king buy you that weird-looking pet? How much does that animal's cost?"

Then he stopped and flicked his finger.

The guy who told us that was smiling singly. Until he was taken away by two Hellhound. Fizz doesn't like to have his bodyguards around. He always tells Ozzy he can go out on his own. But he never said that when he was out with me.

"Are you okay?"

Fizz asked me that and looked into my face. He's been smiling and keeping his head straight up since we went out, and now he looks sad for the first time. fizz been through pain more than pointing the finger from people, and he always acted like it wasn't a big deal.

I nodded.

I'm totally fine, because that guy face was really funny. He was taken away so quickly that I didn't see much of his face. But when Fizz asked me need to hug, I didn't miss the opportunity and gladly gave him one. It's always nice to have someone give a hug. Even more so to your loved ones.

"Don't believe that guy said. he purposely made up a mean word to get our attention."

I've heard many times that I have to be careful because there are a lot of bad people living here. I can't go out alone, I can't follow strangers, I can't listen to what they're saying. both Fizz and Ozzy always talk about that, but I already know all these facts. because It was the same in my old place.

"You are my beautiful precious baby. you know that, right?"

only one diffrent thing.

when I lived my old place, There was never anyone there to be on my side.

I nodded again. Fizz seemed concerned about me, but I was really fine, and I felt really good, to be honest with you. I didn't care about people's eyes anymore. I was hugging Fizz by his neck and listening to sound of bell from his hat.

[deliriousblue]

to receive the rewards of having access to a bookstore in thailand (books in thai which are otherwise nearly impossible to obtain from the us, presumably due to lack of demand) one must first undergo the mortification of cashiers saying เชิญ สวัสดีค่ะ then making eye contact and going “…..these books are thai. yes?”

[huayla]

Hi @ervikirvi! A while back, I read a post of yours asking for recommendations for fics about certain chess pieces. That day, I was inspired and wrote in the comments a little list of some of my favorite fics. Time passes, and I don't know, I loved the works I found so much that I thought you might be interested.

If it's not too much trouble, I'll just copy the comment (with corrections + a new fic I found) I wrote that day:

Listen, my native language is not english and I'm not used to interact on tumblr. But I loved reading your analysis posts about queenie and kinger that led me to know your account. And well, how a person that taked a period of time to search material of this chess couple in ao3 I can tell that there aren't too many to my taste 😅 and in amount. But the ones I found are GOLD (maybe there are so many others to be found but who knows). Of course this is only my opinion with all respect to fanfic writers whose dedication and constancy I appreciate. Below I'm going to write my list (which is short hopefully only for now). I need to clarify that it's not put in order of preference, all of them offer an idea that attracted me above the general I checked.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59808613 -> metamorphosis by beepborpdoodledorp its the longest and I loved reading each letter of it. It's a kinger/queenie fic. "Queenie hasn't been feeling alright lately." is the summary, i will not say no more 😊. (also check the other works of the author, they are so good. I like his Gumigoo!)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59939308 -> Atta Cephalotes by Anonymous. It was a great surprise to find this fic! A Kinger & Pomni fic. It feels like it could easily happen in an episode (But of course that all the fics I love always I want to be happen in a episode). Whoever you are who wrote this I need you to know how marvellous is.

Ok, I admit it, these first two are my favourites, but I also enjoy reading:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55277785 -> First Days by Silvery_Soul. This fic was written when the series was just starting, and it still managed to capture the couple's dynamic and their adaptation within the circus, taking on their roles as leaders. (And an Ragatha & Kinger fic before episode 2!!??? I don't know how common it was at the time, but I cherish its execution.)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59689234 -> Check by LateNightDaydreams (Kinger forgetting things before his wife abstracted? a part of a angst i didn't know i need it after reading this)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63602545/chapters/163010482 -> Kingers Gambit by OhSunnyKnight. Although I support this theory of https://www.tumblr.com/wtpyrofreak/770600255510216704/the-best-thing-to-happen-to-kingers-lower-half?source=share , it´s pleasant and interesting to read an analytical monologue from a grieving Kinger.

Honorific Mentions:

Finding the Queen Piece -> Finding the Queen Piece by Silvery_Soul

my heart aches for you -> my heart aches for you by basedmiser

So, maybe I'm forgetting some others, but there you go, all the fics I keep :D. Sorry if this is long

PS: I need to specify in the notes of "Check" about the forgetful Kinger: To avoid spoilers for some fics, I'll just say that this one in particular does it more drastically. You'll notice it as you read.

*End of the comment copy*

There you have it :D. Although you've probably already read these fics, I decided to post this as well to support these works that I loved and their respective authors.

[quatregats]

So many people try so hard to use the "from [country] so speaks [language]" with India to politely try to figure out what language your family speaks and it's like you have to understand that trying to figure out what languages someone from India speaks is like that Tom Scott video on timezones, except half the time the answer just returns "English"

[ia-gnom]

I still haven't enough skill for good edits(??)

[dideki]

im also increasingly sure that im autistic but we'll never ever confirm that </3

[large-penises-sporting-goods]

When the customer at work, with a limited knowledge of English, keeps repeating the same phrase of words that don't go together and every time I try to rephrase it in a way that means something, and I am wrong, he annoyedly says "you don't understand me"

Fuck dude, I sure don't

[byfulcrums]

i will never forget the moment someone (online) told me i was "too formal". horrible. disgusting. terrifying

[kayeonandherbunny]

Ozzie and Fizz adopt a abused human child. and they going to shoping.

chapter 3

It's been great for a while, but I having to get off soon from fizz's arms. because I had to try my new clothes on.

It was Fizz who said my clothes got shorter. I don't feel a difference so much. but Fizz and Ozzy often react big time to little things. They're amazed, amazed, and delighted as if I did something great. Ozzy wondered if all babies grow this fast, and Fizz said it was all thanks to the good food Ozzy was making. And he announced that we would go to buy a new clothes for the upcoming holiday.

Dressing isn't that much fun, but it's not that hard. It's even more so if it's make Fizz happy. For me, the clothes in the store all looked similar, but Fizz has been pondering which one is better. he looked very happy while he choice dress. he ended up buying everything.

"Princess, look here! Raise your head a little. Good. now Pose for me!"

While I was dressed like a model, fizz kept getting messages. It's got to be Ozzie. Fizz is taking pictures of me every time I get new dressed. There are endless pictures of me on the screen that Fizz showed me, and words like 'Awwww' and 'Baby, you are so lovely' keep on increasing underneath them.

-Every picture looks good. I can't choice only one

-That's why I bought every dress. :P

-Exelant choice, honey!

I know I'm not pretty, but I know fizz and ozz thinks I'm pretty. they think me a most pretty baby in the world. they can't stop paying attention for me, admiring and praising each and every one of my actions, they not make a mock me or making fun of me. they always just very seriously said they love me.

I'm sure Fizz and Ozz is wrong. Because my real dad always said his daughter is very ugly. my real dad always said to me 'right things'. but I like when Fizz and Ozz say to me 'wrong thing'. I feel loved.

Ozzy told to fizz never spare to money to buy anything we needed, and Fizzy really didn't spare. It's really many shoping bags. If it were just the two of us, we wouldn't have been able to lift it every bags. but today we're with our bodyguards, so no matter how many bags we get, there's no problem.

Actually, Ozzy would have liked to go with us. But Ozzy didn't say that, and neither did I. Because that's not allowed. At our home, I'm Fizzy's and Ozzy's child. but outside the house, I have to be only Fizzy's. because It's a secret to everyone that they two love each other.

to be exact, it is Not a "secret for everyone". because I know the true. But I never go around telling somone's secret. Even more so if it's the secret of a loved one.

while I was determined, a girl with horns licking her ice cream. She must have bought it from a nearby store. It looks delicious.

Fizz seemed to have shifted his attention to adult clothes this time, but he looked at me as soon as when I pulled his sleeves.

"Can I buy a ice cream?"

"Of course. but You have to stay close your bodyguard."

Fizz doesn't like going around with bodyguards, but I think it's good. Like this, we can do whatever we want. I can enjoy my ice cream while Fizz picks his clothes and enjoys them. Hmm. Maybe I can have waffles, too. Ozzy doesn't like to snack before meals, but fizz does. So Ozz said us "You guys can't eat too much snacks." Later, when we gets home, he'll ask us, "you didn't eat too much snacks, right?" But we'll keep the our secret because we love each other.

At the ice cream parlour, there was a short line of Imp kids. When I approached them, they all turned to look at me. The boy in front of me stared at me with a look he wanted say to me bad thing, but when my bodyguard behind me coughed, he shut up. and nothing happened until it was my turn. it's very good to be with the bodyguard. bacause I can only focus on important issues like a choose what ice cream.

After thinking about it until all the kids left, I ordered Ice cream. It's taste of green tea, pistachio almonds, and shooting stars. I think blue is the tastier to ice cream. Blue is a feathery color of Ozz.

My bodyguard said she didn't need ice cream. so We left the ice cream parlor, and settled on a bench next to the indoor playground. I will going back to Fizz after I finish my Ice cream. I watching the kids play playground. they looks fun but I don't want go to playground. because children always hate me. I thought about that while licking the ice cream. I liked the feeling of popping candy hitting my tongue and popping.

It's from there that the incident happened.

I heard a loud noise from the cafe. the man in black rushed over. I don't know what happened next. I just know that the bodyguard was pulling me into her arms. I only saw her clothes and the floor before my eyes, and I heard the sound of fireworks going off. Maybe it's a gun.

"Look lady, its not my fault if you only know how to make coffe that tastes like piss!"

When my bodyguard let me go, I heard someone screaming like that. White stained red skin, black suit. Big horn. Wow. He looks just like Hollywood star, Brendon Rasers.

It's rude to stare at people, but I keep staring his face. because the face on the movie is in front of me. like people always looking at Fizz. But that guy wasn't as cool as Fizz.

"Hey, Kid. why are you looking at me?"

As soon as our eyes met, he turned towards me and saying that. Blue ice cream flowed over his messy black suit. Blue. Green. And popping candy and pistachios.

I checked my hand. It still has an ice cream cone in it. I mean, not a Ice cream but only cone.

[aweisz]

me a couple days ago: oooooh i love this whumptober prompt for the 9th i'll do such an elaborate thing oooooh

me on the 9th: why does drawing involve drawing

[britneyshakespeare]

i love it when i find out that a french-speaking artist i'm a fan of is belgian

[sneepity-snoop-snorpity-sneep]

BITCH, english is ALREADY the most-spoken language in this country, why are u wasting time with this bullshi-

Oh

oh you motHERFU

[radio-4-is-static]

Hey phone | Peterparker69, 野田洋次郎

[lupizora]

Since I finished my yearly re-read of the Tantei Gakuen Q/Detective Academy Q manga, I guess it's time I finally started reading the Kindaichi series after all this time 🤔

[selfiesforalgernon]

Read a book on the history of the Celts and a bit of their magic then had a dream that my weather app was set to stonehenge and it was 60° and rainy, I was wondering why tf the forecast was so cold and grey cause where I am it's going to get back into the 100s this week then saw the location it was set to.. woke up and added Salisbury, UK (which I guess is where it is) to my locations and sure enough it was 60 something and rainy... not that that's a huge leap it is the UK after all lol but damn it makes me whatever the opposite of homesick is, wanderlust I guess... or maybe genetically homesick.. I'm telling you right now if I ever visit Europe there is a very real non zero chance I refuse to come back even if it means I'm on the bum.. Eurasia/Africa landmass is OP all the countries are just there... no vast ocean seperating them halfway across the world.. (I know UK is island lol but I mean come on ykwim) Living in the US is so humiliating as a wannabe tramp lol what do you mean I hitch-hiked across the land for months and am still in the US 😢 T_T T_T T_T